The Armstrong & Miller Show

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Get a sneak peek at Armstrong and Miller’s tour material, as work in progress at the Canal Café theatre. Shows on 16/17/25/26th August only at Canal Café Theatre, London. Click here to buy tickets. Very limited places available.

So filming got under way for the new series of The Armstrong and Miller Show last week, when our director Ben Kellett, cameraman Martin Hawkins and I hopped on the Eurostar and shot some titles for a new character, "Simpkins Of The France", an ex-pat Brit who pretends to be so immersed in French culture that he can no longer speak English. The main body of the sketches will be shot in the studio in a Parisian brasserie-style set in front of an audience, but we wanted to spice them up a bit so persuaded our producer Caroline Norris that she should let us shoot some titles out and about in downtown Paris.

We arrived mid-morning and spent a couple of hours filming down by the Seine, where I accosted an unaccountably Dutch portrait artist in character. He turned out to be a worthy sparring partner and in the end I insisted we move on because he was being far too funny. Lunch -- in the form of a heart-stopping steak -- was followed by more filming at the Eiffel Tower and then up at Sacre Coeur, where I sniffed oranges in suitably Gallic fashion outside the famous cafe from Amelie.

Maybe it was because the sun came out for the first time in 2010, or maybe because we had such an effortlessly charming Fixer in the shape of Christine, but the Parisians we met completely undermined the curmudgeonly stereotype and were grace and humour personified. I only hope they feel the same way once they've seen the sketch.

We are delighted to announce that The Armstrong and Miller Show has been commissioned for a third series. We are currently in development for the new series and will begin filming in the New Year.

Armstrong and Miller have announced dates for a bumper new tour, taking them to theatres around the country in Autumn 2010. The live show will feature all the favourite characters from the Armstrong and Miller TV show, such as Divorced Dad, the RAF Pilots, and filthy piano duo Brabbins and Fyffe, as well as one or two classics from the boys' extensive back catalogue. Find out more in Tour.

A special family episode of The Node featuring Martin's outrageous wife (although she is not owned by Martin), naughty sex blogger Daisy Stern. Daisy reviews different sexual blogs but gets distracted by Craig's great guns.
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It's official! Every single episode of both series 1 and 2 together. You will need no reminder that it includes all your, and indeed our, favourite characters. How could we forget the admirably unguarded tales we have been regaled with by the Inappropriate Dentist or the forensically detailed guidance given by Frank Dad? Can you recall the moment when you first heard those distinguished lines from our wartime friends, ‘Oh my God, no way blud that is so random'? And we shan't forget ever so slightly tiresome friend Jilted Jim, determined to enjoy his honeymoon, even without his beloved bride. Grab a copy via the shop.